laela is in heat and has been for like a month now. but my other dog max keeps running around humping the air. like he smells the carpet where she was sitting and then he just starts humping the air. and he can’t stop so he’s just like walking and doing pelvic thrusts at the same time. lol

woke up feeling like shit again. surprise surprise. my ribs are bruised because laela is fucking retarded and she likes to sit like right on my ribs but instead of sitting she just like slams herself onto me. and also, my thigh is all scratched up because she jumped off of me like i was a fucking diving board or some shit. 

anyways, i’m going to take a bunch of medicines and hopefully i pass out. goodnight guys~